Funny Things to Copy and Paste on Discord

Hey guys Quandale Dingle here

              What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

              Greetings! Quandale Dingle here. My cousin Henry Dinglenut got arrested for putting TNT in a daycare center. (WHAT THE FUCK??) I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. (WHAT????) My Asian brother, Quanliling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died.

              Hey, Quandale Dingle here. I just escaped prison and staying at Juandale Pringle's house. As I was running away from cops, I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off. A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison. My baby momma Shiniqua Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to a creepy old guy,

              What's up guys, it's Quandele Dingle here I have been arrested for multiple crimes Including battery on police officer (what) Grand theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency  I will be escaping prison on March 28th  After that I will take over the world

              Greetings, Quandele Dingle here My cousin Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut Got arrested for putting a TNT in a daycare center (what the fuck) Put a camera on Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop (what) My Asian brother Quan Ling Ling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died

              Hey fellas it's Quandele Dingle here I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink And he went to bed for a really long time I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer (herrrrr) I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head My goofy ah friend, Jamarious Quandele Dingle tried to eat my but during Ramadhan

What is Copypasta?

Copypasta is a block of text that you can copy and paste into any chat or messaging platform. Its called copypasta as a combination of both 'copy' and 'paste'. Its usually used (copy-paste) on a block of text that are either funny or 'troll' in nature to mess with another person. Copypastas are text memes!

Copypasta are long funny texts which are distributed over the internet by copy and paste. Its usually posted on a message boards or discussion threads to troll newer users as an inside joke. Popular examples of copypastas include things like 'My name is Yoshikage Kira', 'Navy Seal copypasta', or the entirety of the Bee Movie script.

How are Copypastas used?

If you 😶 are really ✔ being serious 😳, this 👉 sub 💪 was made to store important 😎 documentaries 📑 one day we may need 👨‍🎓, and we shall easily 😀 "copy-paste" 🤯 them in our resumes 😎😎 for applying to jobs 💯.

Alternatively, you can use copypastas to effectively get kicked out of group texts that you want nothing to do with. The first time you send a 10 page text is all it takes.

Everything is simply a shape, a form

              This is me. This is the shape that let others recognize me as myself. It is my symbol for myself. This is, this is, and this is as well. Representations. Everything is merely a description, not the real myself. Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me.  Then what am I?

              EVERYTHING IS SIMPLY A SHAPE A FORM AN IDENTIFIER TO LET OTHERS RECOGNIZE ME AS ME BUT WHAT AM I? IS THIS ME?

              Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me. Then what am I?

Super Idol lyrics

              Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱 105 °C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水

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                Super Idol的笑容🌕 都没你的甜. 🌙 八月正午的阳光. 💫 都没你耀眼.  ⭐️ 热爱 105 °C的你. 🌟 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水.   ✨ 你不知道你有多可爱.  ⚡️ 跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来.  ❄️ 你从来都不轻言失败. ☃️ 对梦想的执着一直不曾更改. 🌈 很安心 当你对我说. 🌅 不怕有我在.  🎇 放着让我来. 🌆 勇敢追自己的梦想. 🌌 那坚定的模样. 🌄 Super Idol的笑容. 🎆 都没你的甜. 🏙 八月正午的阳光. 🌉 都没你耀眼. 🏞 热爱 105 °C的你🌠 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水. 🌇 在这独一无二. 🌃 属于我的时代. 🌁 不怕失败来一场. 🎐 痛快的热爱 🧸 热爱 105°C的你.  ❤️ 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水.  在这独一无二. 🧡 属于我的时代. 💛 莫忘了初心常在. 💚 痛快去热爱.  💙 热爱 105°C的你. 💜 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水. 💕 喝一口又活力全开. 💞 再次回到最佳状态. 💓 喝一口哟. 💗 你不知道你有多可爱. 💖 跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来. 💘 你从来都不轻言失败. 💝 对梦想的执着一直不曾更改💟 很安心 当你对我说🏳️‍🌈 不怕有我在♩ 放着让我来ღ💌ღ 勇敢追自己的梦想   ⁽⁽ଘ😇ଓ⁾⁾ 那坚定的模样   (///ω///) Super Idol的笑容   (๑°⌓°๑) 都没你的甜   (*^▽^*)  八月正午的阳光   (☆^O^☆)  都没你耀眼   ::ೖ(⑅σ̑ᴗσ̑)ೖ:: 热爱 105°C的你   (✪ω✪) 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水    (ˊo̶̶̷ᴗo̶̶̷`) 在这独一无二     🍯 属于我的时代.  🍩 不怕失败来一场.  🍭 痛快的热爱. 🍮 热爱 105°C的你. 🍧 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水. 🍬 在这独一无二. 🌏 属于我的时代. 🐬 莫忘了初心常在.   🦔 痛快去热爱.  🎄 热爱 105°C的你.  🕊 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水.  🐾 喝一口又活力全开.  🌷 再次回到最佳状态   👑 喝一口又活力全开(｡•́︿•̀｡)

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                Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱 105 °C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水 你不知道你有多可爱 跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来 你从来都不轻言失败 对梦想的执着一直不曾更改 很安心 当你对我说 不怕有我在 放着让我来 勇敢追自己的梦想 那坚定的模样 Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱 105 °C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水 在这独一无二 属于我的时代 不怕失败来一场 痛快的热爱 热爱 105°C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水 在这独一无二 属于我的时代 莫忘了初心常在 痛快去热爱 热爱 105°C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水 喝一口又活力全开 再次回到最佳状态 喝一口哟 你不知道你有多可爱 跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来 你从来都不轻言失败 对梦想的执着一直不曾更改 很安心 当你对我说 不怕有我在 放着让我来 勇敢追自己的梦想 那坚定的模样 Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱 105°C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水 在这独一无二 属于我的时代 不怕失败来一场 痛快的热爱 热爱 105°C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水 在这独一无二 属于我的时代 莫忘了初心常在 痛快去热爱 热爱 105°C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水 喝一口又活力全开 再次回到最佳状态 喝一口又活力全开

Hi my name is Carmen Winstead.

              Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm 17 years old. I am very similar to you... Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A few years ago a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up the police came. The girls said that I had fell and everyone believed them. The police found my body in the sewer. I had a broken neck and my face was torn off. Send this message to 15 people after you read the whole message if you value your life! A boy called David received this message. He just laughed and deleted it. When he was in the shower he heard laughing... MY LAUGHTER! He got really scared, rushed to his phone to repost this message... But he was too late. The next morning his mum entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying, "You will never have him back!" No one has found his body yet... because he is with me!... Send this to 15 people in the next 5 minutes if you don't want your fate to be the same as David's. Your time starts... NOW! The story is true you can research it on google

              Hi! 🖐🙌 My 👪👈 name is Carl 🔭🔭 Winstead, Carmen Winstead's brother. 😎 I 👁🏼 pooped all 💯 over 🙊🔝 my 🎅🅱 balls 🏐🔵 and 👈 my mom 👵♀ beat 👊 me. 👩🌭 I crashed 📉📉 my 👀👖 uncle's ♂ Nissan Altima into 🏼 a child 👶👶 hospital 🏥 building 🏗🏗 and broke 📉 my 😏 11th toe. 👞👟 My 👨 buddy, 👬👤 Henry Chewbacca Jenkins, put perc 30s in 😛 his 😵 grandpa's inhaler and 👏👏 he 👉👱 died. 😂

Among Us – Red was not an imposter

                              . 　　　。　　　　•　 　ﾟ　　。 　　.  　　　.　　　 　　.　　　　　。　　 。　. 　  .　　 。　　　　　 ඞ 。 . 　　 • 　　　　•  　　ﾟ　　 Red was not An Impostor.　 。　.  　　'　　　 1 Impostor remains 　 　　。  　　ﾟ　　　.　　　. ,　　　　.　 .

Snail Sexual Oppression

              I've had a fish tank for almost a year now. I started with 20 snails, and over the course of this year each generation of snail has had daily mass orgies. Now we are probably like on the 50th-60th snail generation. Even quite possibly more than that. Hundreds and hundreds of snails have been born and died. They have become SO inbred that they are now so depressed and slow that they can no longer really move or eat or reproduce like their sexy relatives had once before. Now their numbers are decreasing drastically. Some snails are born over the shells of their deceased inbred relatives and they don't even make it off the pile of the lost before they themselves pass. It is truly a hell of my own unintentional creation. They thought they could just have huge kinky snail orgies on the regular with no ramifications, but they never thought about the future. They failed to recognize the drastic ramifications of banging the same 20 snails confined to their small 10 gallon glass prison. They only sought to indulge in sin, and now their severely depressed, inbred children must pay the ultimate price.

I said sus, hahahahaha

              Sus. Suuuus. I said sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor.hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!

AITA (am i the asshole) for beating my wife?

              I (M49) beat my wife (F01) the other day when she said Big Chungus wasn't that funny. I was watching big Chungus porn on reddit (wholesome 100) when my wife came in, begging to be released from my basement. I laughed in her face and told her no. Then I kept fapping to Chungus porn. She asked what I was watching, and I was in shock. How could this bitch not know what Big Chungus is? I got out the drawing board and explained all about Chungus lore. I showed her some Big Chungus memes and I started laughing hysterically at them. She looked weirded out and said Big Chungus wasn't that funny. Shock came over me. What was this bitch saying? I quickly lunged at her, impaling my fist into her face, breaking her nose and eye sockets. She screamed and howled in pain and cried. I kept beating her and yelling that Big Chungus was funny and if she didn't laugh at it I'd torture her in my dungeon. She screamed and cried until I knocked her out. I tied her to a chair in a soundproof room and locked the door. Now I sit here wondering, am I the asshole for doing that?

I found my sisters nudes and I…

              Plain and simple I found an old phone in my closet my younger sister had and out of curiosity I went through it and found out your typically stuff, ranting to her friends, talking to guys, found what seemed to be a boyfriend or something, etc, until I decided to see her images... SHE HAD LIKE 2 VIDEOS AND A FEW PICTURES OF HER NUDE  At first I freaked out and got a sick feeling in my stomach so I deleted them and threw the phone back in the closet of old junk where I found it.  A few days later I decided to masturbate at night while noone was home and sadly I remembered my sisters phone, I went to gallery and clicked the recently deleted images and recovered all her nudes and I don't know what or how I just decided to finish off to a video of my sister stripping down.  After I finished I legit had the worst post nut clarity in my whole fucking life, I redeleted the damn nudes, went to recently deleted and deleted them again until there was no trace of them. The next day I couldn't bare what I did so I just told my sister I found her old phone and gave it back to her... I am just hoping she doesn't remember she had nudes on there herself and notices I deleted them

My husband plays WoW and he was upset that our upcoming newborn's delivery is conflicting with his raid schedule.

              I've never felt so hurt.  I've tolerated his gaming habits for the entirety of the relationship because I don't want to be the controlling wife and I want him to be happy. It's only the past 3 years that he's come to bed extremely late. He talks about the game all the time and I let him indulge in his info umping.  I'm set to go to the hospital on Monday as I might be close to delivering our first child. He said that his raid with his guild is on Tuesday and Thursday and he's fighting the final boss of mythic and this might be his only chance to do it. The baby might be delivered next week.  I don't know how I feel about this or how to process this. I'm so afraid he will choose the game over us.

Spanish CBT

              La tortura del pene y las bolas (CBT, por sus siglas en inglés) es una actividad sexual que involucra la aplicación de dolor o constricción en los genitales masculinos. Esto puede implicar actividades directamente dolorosas, como juegos con cera, azotes genitales, apretones, golpes de bolas, flagelaciones genitales, juegos uretrales, tortura con cosquillas, electroestimulación erótica o incluso patadas.[1] El destinatario de tales actividades puede recibir placer físico directo a través del masoquismo, o placer emocional a través de la humillación erótica, o el conocimiento de que el juego agrada a un dominante sádico. Muchas de estas prácticas conllevan importantes riesgos para la salud.

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